My battle with programme music choice in GIFs

Rink regulars tell me I should get some programme music, I'm all:


But inside I'm all:


The search begins, late one night so that plausible deniability remains intact...


Initially I'm all:


But, after several hours of suggested playlists, everything starts to sound the same...


Then anytime I walk into ANYWHERE that's playing ANY SONG, I'm all:


I drop by the Tammasaurus for advice, she's all:


Which I know means "Choose something you love... but 90% of your choices will be..."


And so the search goes on...


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